It's USB Port Wine!

From Wired's Gadget Lab:
Thanks to a new rule imposed by the European Union, wineries can't use the word "port" on their wine labels unless their stuff was made in Portugal. Peltier Station Winery wasn't the type to accept defeat: The winemakers thought of a clever loophole, branding their dessert wine "USB" as a substitute for the word "port." In its online store, Peltier Station even boldly lists the $25 wine as "USB Port."